I Try to Be My Best

osointricate:

osointricate:

So like.  Parents can come to Hogwarts to see their kids play Quiddich, right? (shut up if it’s not and just roll with me here.)

So what happens when Muggle parents get invited?

Could you imagine tho?

Like, after the initial “holy shit look at this magic stuff” they’d be like INTO IT.

THEY’D GET THE MAGICAL PARENTS INTO IT TOO.

THEY’D MAKE SHIRTS.

AGGRESSIVELY WEARING YELLOW EVERYWHERE THEY GO.

BEGGING THEIR CHILD FOR INFORMATION SO THEY CAN UNDERSTAND THE GAME BETTER.

SCREAMING AT THE REFS

LIKE

ALSO MAGICAL PARENTS BECOMING FRIENDS WITH MUGGLE PARENTS AND BOTH COUPLES GETTING TOGETHER FOR COUPLE DATES

THEY INTRODUCE EACH OTHER TO EACH OTHER’S WORLDS

THEIR KIDS ARE LIKE

oh my god our parents are friends with each other omg

AND THEY MEET AT QUIDDICH GAMES AND JUST

"JULIE!!! OVER HERE!!! I SAVED YOU AND PATRICK SEATS!"

"OMG THANK YOU SEAN!  HOW IS YOUR LAWYERING FIRM GOING?"

"IT’S A LAW FIRM AND IT’S GOING GREAT!  HOW GOES THAT NEW RECIPE FOR THAT POTION THAT GETS RID OF STAINS?"

"IT’S A DISASTER, THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE ONIONS!  AT LEAST IT’S BETTER THAN SMELLING PHIL’S SHOES."

"I’M SITTING RIGHT HERE SEAN."

"I KNOW.  YOUR SHOES SMELL, DEAR."

wait what

apriorsectorinternalsecurity:

last-snowfall:

geardrops:

swanjolras:

out of all the aspects of millennial-bashing, i think the one that most confuses me is the “millennials all got trophies as a kid, so now they’re all self-centered narcissists” theory

like— kids are…

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

edwardspoonhands:

I challenged the hosts of SciShow to the Ice Bucket Challenge…they did it…while teaching the world about ALS.

doctor who + text posts night vale tweets | part 2/? (rtd edition)

bonus:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

 #i imagine this would turn mundane tasks into sweet skeleton victories

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

bansheepower:

Falcon: 30% hero, 70% sass

superlockedphan:

all1sees:

americaeffyeah:

the-sailing-nation:

empyrealwolves:

crimsongaara:

elliebuzz:


This.. is the best cake EVER.

THAT’S A CAKE?

^^^

“Oh, this is a pretty cool statue - A CAKE? WHAT THE HELL?”

What evil person would want to eat this sort of cake though.
:l



slow clap for the harry potter fandom

superlockedphan:

all1sees:

americaeffyeah:

the-sailing-nation:

empyrealwolves:

crimsongaara:

elliebuzz:

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This.. is the best cake EVER.

THAT’S A CAKE?

^^^

“Oh, this is a pretty cool statue - A CAKE? WHAT THE HELL?”

What evil person would want to eat this sort of cake though.

:l

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slow clap for the harry potter fandom

brxkenpetal:

this picture deserves endless notes

brxkenpetal:

this picture deserves endless notes

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

yosuke-rolling-in-a-trash-can:

rainamermaid:

memewhore:

sean3116:

sixpenceee:

As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.

Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.

Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.

In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding.

Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis.

These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.

While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.

SOURCE

HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS

WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS

What a fucking nightmare, just kill me.

I know a girl who was hit by a drunk driver and in that state for a year. When she woke up the first thing she did was tell off the doctor who tried to convince her mom to pull the plug. She heard *everything* while being called brain dead.

OH MY FUCK